Well, the grand day has finally arrived. One year has passed since my first-ever blog post.
According to voting readers, the best post ever on this blog is "Best Goldbergish Post Ever?," which just goes to show that elections aren't worth much.
The more exclusive "jury prize"--selected by a panel of secretive experts--for best Goldbergish post goes to "I Apologize" (although it's neither on this blog or written by me), and to "Piano Lessons" (also not on this blog and not by me), which just goes to show how bad secretive experts are at following directions, even if they have good taste.
In other news, this blog has gotten 4,400 visits to date, at an average visit duration of three and a half minutes. Assuming that the average reader's time is worth $10/hr, that means just over $2,500 worth of your collective time has been spent here. That's awfully low tuition for the wonderful education you've been getting in such valuable subjects as. . . um. . . oh, look, it's an eagle!
Word to the wise: never hold a blog birthday costume party.
I'm just sayin'.
Make a Mormon Poet a #1 Bestseller this Saturday (23 May) - If I can get a few dozen people to buy my $3 Kindle book this weekend, I can became a #1 bestseller. Let me explain: A little over a month ago, I released ...
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