tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post7995852706237743054..comments2023-08-04T04:31:39.771-07:00Comments on My Life and Hard Times: Manifesto on ReadingJames Goldberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14422536627746885883noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-88421154805109065442010-02-10T09:32:23.945-08:002010-02-10T09:32:23.945-08:00It's true. Sometimes storms or rolling blackou...It's true. Sometimes storms or rolling blackouts take out access for weeks. Even in the best of times, it takes 10 minutes for a page like this to load. <br /><br />It's -54 degrees celsius outside right now, though, so I'm wiling to stay indoors and be patient.Siberian Samhttp://goldbergish.blogspot.com/2010/02/friendly-warning.html?showComment=1265822034534#c6226344985150944488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-35785162032228044212010-02-09T22:52:28.298-08:002010-02-09T22:52:28.298-08:00That one came from James as well. He needs us, peo...That one came from James as well. He needs us, people! You can find him if you look around, but I can't tell you where or the Commie awards committee might send him to Siberia. I don't think they have reliable internet there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-61287464430905250762010-02-09T22:50:04.568-08:002010-02-09T22:50:04.568-08:00My situation in hiding has become truly desperate....My situation in hiding has become truly desperate. I ran out of lemonade recently, and have had to resort to searching the floor for bugs in hope of a decent (broadly defined) meal. I miss Nicole's cooking. When I eat small creatures, I find myself thinking of cumin and garlic and all sorts of spices that make up the aroma of home. After that, dust mites just don't cut it.<br /><br />So far, only L. has found me (and one more, James), and though he brings lunch, you can guess who gets the lion's share.<br /><br />And so I issue a plea to my erstwhile readers on my recently-hijacked blog--please find me! And when you do, please bring some food!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-17003057838989761122010-02-09T22:42:15.867-08:002010-02-09T22:42:15.867-08:00This just in from James through a hidden source.
...This just in from James through a hidden source.<br /><br />Top Secret Counter-Manifesto<br />I really can't compete with Drona's Manifesto stylistically--he may be a fascist, but what great prose!--but I feel obligated to counter it somehow ideologically, since that would piss him off.<br /><br />Hmmm...what can I say about writing?<br /><br />1) Myths matter. The stories we tell each other, the stories we tell ourselves: all myths. Did you know that someone who is born blind won't gain sight in adulthood even after restorative surgery? They tried it when the medical technology was first developed and learned the hard way that sight is more than just visual input from the eyes: your brain has to learn slowly, carefully, to organize shapes and colors into meanings. Without that ability, all those impulses coming through eyes to brain just give a person terrible headaches! Doctors know not to try it anymore.<br />Why was I telling you this? Oh yes. Because myths are something like that. If we don't tell ourselves stories, life is just one long terrible headache. With stories, we can give it some coherence, make sense of how things work and why, sketch out how to live and what we want. Ask questions. Very important, myths.<br />Good writing tends to myth, which, as it turns out, is a vast and sprawling garden.<br /><br />2) Scientists. Basically specialize in myth. They squint down at atoms, make up stories to imagine them with (say, Niels Bohr's classic about how an atom is like a little solar system), then try come up with stories that will become tests to see if the old story needs work or not. The best scientists come up with stories that account for all the other stories better than the old myths have--the atom-as-solar-system myth is replaced with energy fields and quantum quarks and maybe if I didn't spend so much time watching reruns of Black maybe I would understand it all.<br />Stephen Jay Gould was a great scientist because he modified a particularly useful myth called the Theory of Evolution with a myth-within-a-myth called Punctuated Equilibrium. Great stuff.<br /><br />3) Despite the abundance of good and useful myths, we get all kinds of wrong-headed and hurtful myths in our heads all the time! This is inevitable, I think, and part of being human. Writers are wrestlers, who try to tackle what they think are the bad myths in your head, or else get them in a headlock, or flip them over upside-down.<br />That's the core of the craft: all the rest is commentary.<br /><br /><br />Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Drone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-91395653959355608172010-02-07T09:33:40.663-08:002010-02-07T09:33:40.663-08:00The witch used to talk about stuff like this all t...The witch used to talk about stuff like this all the time. You guys should get together. <br /><br />Oh wait. She had...uh...an accident. Anyway, you would have liked talking to her, if you'd gotten the chance.Hanselhttp://goldbergish.blogspot.com/2010/02/manifesto-on-writing.html?showComment=1265517282415#c8694677257623178357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-9171938925660142022010-02-06T10:55:01.994-08:002010-02-06T10:55:01.994-08:00Drona, You write like one who crushes the poor ben...Drona, You write like one who crushes the poor beneath your feet. So I have come to tell you that you smell like the blood and decay of those you have destroyed with words such as these.Nanakhttp://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist/gurus/sakhi/s_bhago.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-77290534503224536002010-02-06T10:49:57.877-08:002010-02-06T10:49:57.877-08:00Bring back James! Bring back James! Bring back Ja...Bring back James! Bring back James! Bring back James!Sophomorehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opUEIVlG1BQnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8005038831999639346.post-86055191985939376912010-02-06T08:05:33.300-08:002010-02-06T08:05:33.300-08:00James, I really hope this is satire.James, I really hope this is satire.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com