Monday, April 26, 2010

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter, because they're all on the other side.

5 comments:

  1. Is this a political joke? Because it feels like a political joke, and perfectly describes our current political climate.

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  2. or is this burgeoning 5 year old humor? Remember the jokes we used to tell at dinner at that age?

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  3. It's an apocalyptic prophecy from a poultry cult.

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  4. Actually, that's a lie. It's really about avian paranoia.

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  5. This reminds me of one of my favorite old jokes:
    Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
    A: Because it wanted to die.

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