Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A Jewish Conspiracy to Fuel This Blog

The Daily Telegraph, a British newspaper with a commitment to truth that rivals this blog's, recently published an article suggesting that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's parents may have had a Jewish last name before moving to Tehran.

I tend to take any such explosive rumors with a coarse grain of salt. I wasn't ready to believe this one until I did some research on Mahmoud's facebook page.

I thought I'd start with the "We're Related" application. His parents and grandparents weren't there, of course (probably because facebook is godless and doesn't believe ancestors matter)--but something telling was.

Yes, Mahmoud's relatives included three descendants of Mayer Rothschild (a Jew famous for establishing the 18th century's most formidable carrier pigeon network), a great-grandson of spectacle fashionista Leon Trotsky, and an elderly nephew of cigar aficionado Bugsy Siegel.


Even in the most degrading anti-communist
propaganda posters, Trotsky's glasses themselves
manage to look cool. That's what I call style.

Does this mean Mahomud does, in fact, have Jewish roots as the Daily Telegraph's report suggests?

In a word: yes. In two words: of course.

Does that, in turn, mean that in addition to Capitalism, Communism, Comic Books, Christianity, Las Vegas, the Media (through Zach Efron), this blog, and numerous other international conspiracies, Jews are secretly responsible for contemporary Holocaust denial?

4 comments:

  1. Only a Jew has the chutzpah to take over a country that hates his ethnicity.

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  2. I'm pretty sure the latest tsunami was Jewish, as was Hurrican Katrina (although leftists took a break from direct Jew-blaming to say Hurricane Katrina was orchestrated by the US military and G.W. who, of course, are controlled by Jews).

    Nate

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  3. Iranian Theocracy to Kill Three Protesters

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/11/world/middleeast/11iran.html?_r=2

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  4. The country fears Trotsky, but the artist seems to have a crash on him. I mean, look at the loving detail on the chest hair...

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