Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Friendly Warning

This post is by Drona. I am here to stay.

You may notice that someone has recently been leaking Manifestos from a counter-revolutionary source. We have no reason to suspect that these Manifestos actually come from James, since they appear to be written in comprehensible English, which is not his habit. Whoever the real author and leaker of these Manifestos is, however, should be warned: we are not amused.

We have reason to believe that the person who has leaked the Manifestos has also been commenting recently. That hurts my feelings.

You have one week, readers, to find and turn in the culprit or I will begin to delete large portions of this blog's past. Honestly, that's something I should probably do anyway, but I'd be willing to wait if I can get some cooperation.

Thank you for your support.


  1. You have my full support, but finding the culprits will be as difficult as following a trail of breadcrumbs in the forest. Who does that?

  2. Drona,

    I fully support your efforts. I only wish I knew more information so that I could turn against my friends and my values and track down the culprit.
    My only other regret is that I have only one soul to sell for personal and political gain.

  3. Drona, I've been thinking. Perhaps I was too hasty with my comments about fingers and minds. You have as much right to speak your piece as anyone else. After all, this is America.

    By the way, if you are inferring that I was the source of the leaks, I can only say that I wish I was. I would have to have found James in order to copy his words and paste them here.

  4. ps. I wish I were, since that's the subjunctive.


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