Thank you, comrades, for appointing me to this work.
As for you readers: expect more regular updates than from the infamously unreliable Goldberg. Also expect superior content, which makes more sense and doesn't enjoy lying quite so much. I can assure you, my readers, that when I lie it will be only as strictly necessary and not because I'm a decadent hobo who thinks that getting caught while lying is fun.
I'll also be putting up a picture in every post. (Everyone knows that multimedia posts are the future. As Goldberg's other blogs show, however, he has an unfortunate weakness for the past. Pathetic.)

A good picture should inspire. It is like a breath
of fresh air in a smoggy, smoggy world.
*surviving
Unconfirmed appointments are for scoundrels who could never be elected.
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