Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Guest Post: On Cowards

While James Goldberg is in hiding, the *members of the Commie Awards committee have designated me as the official interim guest blogger. Although the blog form is by default superficial (even when it pretends depth), I've decided to accept the position out of loyalty.

Thank you, comrades, for appointing me to this work.

As for you readers: expect more regular updates than from the infamously unreliable Goldberg. Also expect superior content, which makes more sense and doesn't enjoy lying quite so much. I can assure you, my readers, that when I lie it will be only as strictly necessary and not because I'm a decadent hobo who thinks that getting caught while lying is fun.

I'll also be putting up a picture in every post. (Everyone knows that multimedia posts are the future. As Goldberg's other blogs show, however, he has an unfortunate weakness for the past. Pathetic.)

A good picture should inspire. It is like a breath
of fresh air in a smoggy, smoggy world.


1 comment:

  1. Unconfirmed appointments are for scoundrels who could never be elected.


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