Does the above picture depict:
a) a nephew of Osama bin Laden caught wearing a Ted Kaczynski shirt?
b) a Greek guy eating at a Turkish restaurant in a Cypriot neighborhood?
c) someone ethnically (and ethically) ambiguous you'd rather not sit next to on a plane?
d) a Caucajewmexdian?
e) Other. Please explain below.
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